Are these your shoes?
Gentlemen, do your shoes resemble a freshly erased chalkboard? Are your toes curling like the Wicked Witch of the East AFTER the house has been dropped on you? I present to you 10 reasons why your shoes look like this.
10) You don't bother to ever clean your shoes.
9) You don't use leather conditioner in between polishing your shoes.
8) Did you say polish?
7) Your only pair of black shoes are your work shoes, church shoes, leisure shoes, gym shoes, etc.
6) You take off your shoes with them still laced. You put them on still laced.
5) You dry wet shoes with direct heat; be it your furnace, heater, oven, etc.
4) Your "leather" shoes are really "pleather" shoes.
3) The last time you bought shoes, gas was about $1.49 a gallon.
2) You have no idea what cedar shoe trees are.
1) You've spent more money on Nintendo Wii & Playstation 3 than quality shoes.
You make these numbered points sound like bad things. If I pay this much attention to shoes, I might as well don a blonde wig and change my name to Sally. Yes my feet are bleeding profusely, but at least my masculinity is intact!
I do not believe the numbered points sound like bad points, as a matter of fact I like some of them. The point that I am bringing across is that men should be more aware of their appearance in public, simple as that. Thanks for your comment.
~Class dismissed
Indeed, I was just ingeniously parodying the fools who think a decent appearance ruins their macho image.
Although to be fair, I'm with them on the whole bleached teeth.